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post_url: https://www.facebook.com/100090104619624/posts/synth-9b3c33fb92413ca3

published_at: 2026-05-05T02:46:00.000Z

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topic: police/emergency

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accidentally terrified my coworker (thought i scheduled this for 12pm)

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